Here are some funny answers kids have given,
taken from the book Ask the Kids.
Is God Dead?

No, God isn't dead,
but he's very old. age 6
I wouldn't ask
questions like that if I were you, Mrs. McKissack. Age 7
Who is Jesus Christ?

Jesus is the Son of God. Age 9
Jesus is God's Son. He died
on a cross and came back to life again. I learned that In
Sunday School. Age 8

Taken from:
McKissack, P. Ask the Kids, Saint Louis;
Concordia Publishing House, 1981